Did you see this happy ending coming?
I could go on, but I’ll let Mutumbo sum it up for me:
“Yes, I will be very good for Mr. Cole, sir,” Mutumbo said as he hugged Valerie. “And thank you, Mrs. Valerie, ma’am, for rescuing me from that third world hellhole, a place where I have known nothing but death, destruction, torture and torment since the day I was born and bringing me here to America, where soon, God willing, I will become a typical American child, telling my new parents that they have ruined my life beyond all repair simply for buying me the wrong plastic toy.”
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